The craziest open house I ever had

By realtyjill

Well it was probably 40 years ago and I was in my cups so to speak (drunk as an alcoholic) I was very paranoid at that stage. My father is a builderĀ  and my whole family has realty blood in their genes.

It was 9 am and my sister had gone to the models to work. I poured my wine in a coffee cup so it would look like coffee and started nursing a hangover.

I walked down to the model to visit my sister and she said watch the model , here are the brochures, I will be right back and she was gone. So I nursed my disguised coffee/wine and in came a car load of people. 2 couples. being paranoid and thinking they would know it was wine I stepped into the closet to hide. One of the first things they checked was the size of the closet. So when they opened the door I popped out and kept walking all the way home. My sister really questioned me later because we look alike when she came back they thought it was her.

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